My home town is currently infested with the devils dust, clinically referred to as cedar pollen. It sounds so innocent, but let me assure you it is taking down the town’s population swiftly, like a flock of vampires on karaoke night.
Luckily for me my thoughtful sister Kate knew this day would come, sending out a planet eater for use at my discretion.
Some would say this is just a waffle maker from ThinkGeek, but I know it is my circle of salvation *with syrup*
